46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out

I have to admit I found this on a guy's blog and found it so true for my Abigail.  HE HE HE!!

http://jasongood.net/365/2012/12/46-reasons-why-my-three-year-old-might-be-freaking-out/

Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
Her sock is on wrong.
Her lip tastes salty.
Her shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
She’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched her knee.
She's not allowed in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
Her sister looked at her.
Her sister didn't look at her.
Her hair is heavy.
We don’t understand what she said.
She doesn’t want to get out of the car.
She wants to get out of the car by herself.
The tablet has a password.
Her sleeve is touching her thumb.
She doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of her nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon she got six months ago is missing.
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave her the wrong blue crayon.
The gummy vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
She jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
She’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with her coat.
There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked her a question.
Her sister is getting attention for two seconds.
She can’t lift a pumpkin.
She can’t have my keys.
She has too many crayons by her.
Her left hand has a tiny scratch on it and it is currently the end of the world.
The inside of her cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
She has too much food in her mouth.
She sneezed.
She doesn’t know how to type.
The Dustbuster is going to eat her.
Her mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over her tower.
She got powdered sugar on her pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on her spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.